Corruptionville

To all America's enemies, both foreign and domestic...

For all you do, this song's for you!

Corruptionville
(to the tune of Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville)


Takin' in bribe money
Hearin' them talk funny
All those honest folks we've had to gag
Countin' our greenbacks
Comin' from kickbacks
Money is one thing we got in the bag

Wasted away again in Corruptionville
Callin' up my arms-traffickin' friends
Some people say Washington is all that way
But I know
It's nobody's fault


I can't say it's easy
Being so damn sleezy
No conscience at all, just a big wad of cash
But it's a pile of Benjamins
Comin' from dirty friends
You should see the size of their money stash

Wasted away again in Corruptionville
Callin' up my drug-traffickin' friends
Some people say Washington is all that way
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault

We're traffickin' narcotics
Sellin' nuclear secrets
Helpin' bring terror to the folks here at home
Imploded World Trade Center
And that act did render
All that green paper that helps me hang on

Wasted away again in Corruptionville
Callin' up my terrorist friends
Some people say Washington is all that way
But I know
It's my own damned fault

Yes and some people say Washington is all that way
And I know
It's my own damned fault



(All you good guys out there: don't forget to check out this: Woman Honor Thyself)