Oh what a circus! Oh what a show!
America has gone to the polls!
Over the rise of a senator called Hillary C.
We've all gone crazy,
Campaigning all night, campaigning all day,
Straining our ears to hear all
Hillary has to say!
Oh what a lead-off! That's how to start!
When you're planning your political career,
Demand to be married to someone like Bill!
It's quite a beginning
And good for your career in a roundabout way:
You'll make the front page of all the world's papers each day!
But who is this Hillary Rodham?
Why all this intensive electioneering?
What kind of goddess campaigns among us?
How could we ever not support her?
She has her moments -- she has some style.
The best show in town is the crowd
Eyeing the White House and chanting "Hillary C!"
But that's not here yet;
As soon as the smoke from the primary clears,
We're all going to see how she's been cheating for years!