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Fifty million illegal immigrants can't be wrong!


Hat tip to my email correspondent!

Wahhabi Girls

I previously did a post entitled Submissive Girls to the tune of California Girls by the Beach Boys. It seemed to go over fairly well, but it's amazing how many readers now stumble onto my blog by googling "Submissive Girls" -- ;)

This post is a remix, and I would like to dedicate it to all the Financiers of Holy Terror -- May Allah be pleased with you!

Wahhabi Girls

Well infidel girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
Things the Prophet said we should never permit
A woman shouldn't even show her hair

The Prophet said we could have them if they promise to submit
We can rape them too if we take them in war
But if it's consensual I'm a hypocrite

I wish they all could be Wahhabi
I wish they all could be Wahhabi
I wish they all could be Wahhabi girls

The Saudi desert has the sunshine
But the girls are kept inside
I dig a sex object in my family tent
Harems by an oil rig in the sand

I been all around the House of War
And I seen those infidel girls
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back to the Kingdom
To the most oppressed girls in the world

I wish they all could be Wahhabi
I wish they all could be Wahhabi
I wish they all could be Wahhabi girls

You know I have four wives and that means
Three Saudi men just do without
They just go and wage the jihad
That's how they get their frustrations out

The Prophet promised virgins
To all our dead mujahideen
Oh, those dark-eyed ones promised by Allah
Better than anything you've ever seen

I wish they all could be Wahhabi
I wish they all could be Wahhabi
I wish they all could be Wahhabi girls

The Prophet spoke about holy war
Relaying Allah's great command
Kill the infidels and die spreading Islam
Such men are really in demand

But fighting for Allah costs big bucks
And petrodollars don't grow on trees
So I give of my wealth then go back to my tent
For me jihad's such a breeze!

I wish they all could be Wahhabi
I wish they all could be Wahhabi
I wish they all could be Wahhabi girls

I wish they all could be Wahhabi
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Wahhabi
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Wahhabi
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Wahhabi
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)



Riddle me this!
Financiers of Holy Terror
What kind of a man makes mistakes
But refuses to admit an error?

Riddle me again,
For your answers I can't wait;
Puzzle over this rhyme,
As you ponder your funding of hate:

Salt water relieves thirst,
Which grows stronger after you drink;
And so like an all-consuming fire
Am I to those who don't think.

We Do This for Allah (and Our Seventy-Two Virgins)

Shamelessly copied from Highest Infidelity.

We Do This for Allah (and Our Seventy-Two Virgins)

"I have the words of the Prophet!"
The sheikh began to talk,
Explaining to us the law,
Saying "In this way you must walk!
Be good believers,
And follow these rules,
And in heaven you will have women,
Great riches, fine jewels."
"Tell us of these heavenly women,"
We asked of the sheikh,
"Whose are they? And,
How many may we take?"
"Virgins all," he answered;
"To each seventy-two.
But only for believers!
Not for kuffar, Christian or Jew.
So live your life as a good Muslim,
And do not be discouraged.
Do this now for Allah
(And your seventy-two virgins)."

We did as the sheikh commanded,
And lived as the Prophet spoke.
"But more is required,"
Said the sheikh, and I quote:
"We must spread the word;
To the nonbelievers do go!
Speak the words of the Prophet,
That they, too, may know.
But if they should not believe you,
Do not be discouraged.
We do this for Allah
(And our seventy-two virgins)."

We spoke to the nonbelievers,
But the infidels did balk!
They would not hear our words;
In our ways they would not walk.
We told this to the sheikh,
Asking "What now must we do?"
"They will submit to the sword,
Those kuffar, Christians and Jews!
And if some should escape,
Do not be discouraged.
We do this for Allah
(And our seventy-two virgins)."

So off we went,
And many infidels did heed.
But the sheikh was not satisfied;
"Of more believers we have need!
Give them then these choices:
Convert, submit, or be killed!
And have ye no fear;
You do Allah's will.
But if the battle goes to them,
Do not be discouraged.
We do this for Allah
(And our seventy-two virgins)."

Many infidels submitted,
But others, oh how they fought!
We reported all to the sheikh,
Saying "We did as you taught!"
Enraged he yelled "Go ye now forth,
And the infidels do slay!
But spare ye their women!
With them ye may play....
But if they should smite you,
Do not be discouraged.
We do this for Allah
(And our seventy-two virgins)."

"But if to Islam they convert,
Themselves your brothers they do make.
Otherwise, slay them,
And what is theirs you may take!
All the world to Allah must come,
Other religions are hereby banned!
Those are the orders of the Prophet;
That is Allah's command!
Do as you have been told,
And do not be discouraged.
We do this for Allah
(And our seventy-two virgins)."

So off to battle we went;
The infidels we attacked!
But the infidels were strong,
Their armies pushed us back.
Many brothers did fall;
The nonbelievers did win.
Angered, the sheikh said:
"This is because you have sinned!
Be ye now more faithful,
And do not be discouraged.
We do this for Allah
(And our seventy-two virgins)."

Again we attacked them,
But our attack completely failed.
Our brothers were struck down;
The infidels prevailed.
To Allah they sent us
As happy as we could be.
Although we lost the battle,
Surely Allah will see
We did as Allah commanded;
We did not get discouraged.
We did this all for Allah
(And our seventy-two virgins).

Martyred holy warriors,
In heaven we proudly stood.
We lived as good Muslims;
We spread the word as we could.
In holy battle we died;
Great was our reward!
We looked for our virgins
As we were promised before.
We never turned back,
Nor were we discouraged.
We did this all for Allah
(And our seventy-two virgins).

But the virgins were not there
To us it was explained.
Instead we were shown more infidels;
We were told to not complain!
"The infidels martyred your brothers!
Go now and settle the score.
Do not worry about the virgins;
I shall bring more.
It matters not how the battle goes,
So do not be discouraged.
Do this now for Allah
(And your seventy-two virgins)."

So off again we went
Against the infidels to battle,
And there we saw something,
And our wits it did rattle!
There was our holy Prophet
Saying "It was all a great lie!
It was not the angel Gabriel!
I hearkened to the wrong guy!
He promised us women,
And taught us to hate!
I was deceived by his words;
Now it is too late.
There are no virgins here;
Only eternal war.
All that is before us,
Is to fight, and fight some more!"
"What did you expect?"
He was answered with a grin,
"That you rape virgins in Heaven,
And kill and plunder to get in?
Deception is all relative;
And now you are all mine!
So fight and fight some more!
This is how you will pass your time,
Here with me in eternity,
Being tormented in this flame,
Because hate is my motivation,
And torment is my game!"

At this point we cried mightily,
And became greatly discouraged.
We had done this all for Allah
(And our seventy-two virgins).
But we had been mocked and deceived;
Satan had played us for fools.
We learned to hate others
And here where we were, hatred is what rules.
We began to wonder,
"Can our Creator be this cruel?"
Even more loudly did we cry:
"God save us! We are fools!"

With these words things changed;
A great light we did see.
One like the Son of God appeared,
Saying "Listen carefully to Me.
I gave you commands,
But these have not been kept.
When innocents suffered,
You should have wept.
Instead you hated,
And to the depths you did fall.
But our Father is merciful and kind;
He truly loves you all.
So another chance you will have,
But you must do as you're now told.
Love one another;
For love is worth more than gold.
Much evil you have done,
And much misery you have made.
Don't worry about that;
Its price I long ago paid."

"Lies!" from behind us
Cried an angry voice.
And then the thought struck us:
We actually had a choice!
It got deathly quiet
As we all looked around;
And, slowly, one by one,
We dropped our swords to the ground.
Our holy Prophet stepped forward,
Saying to Satan "It is through.
A terrible mistake I made,
But I knew not it was you.
Now I see more clearly;
Now I understand the choice:
Those who preach hatred
Do not speak with God's voice."

Satan's anger burned,
As the Prophet spoke to us:
"Fight the infidels no more;
Love them you must."
And to Jesus he turned;
The Prophet's words I can't forget:
"My men wish to leave this place,
If you will permit.
A further request I have,
Take from this place the others.
An important lesson we have learned:
The infidels are our brothers."
Then to Satan the Prophet spoke:
"A lesson for you: set aside your hate!
Learn how to love.
It is never too late."

The Recycle Bin

Found in my email inbox (adapted for this post):

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Create a new file folder on your computer.
2. Name it 'Hillary Rodham Clinton.'
3. Drag it to the recycle bin.
4. Your PC will ask you, 'Do you really want to send 'Hillary Rodham Clinton' to the recycle bin?
5. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
6. Feel better instantly. Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi.

When you go to the polls in November, the ballot is going to offer you some choices -- more than just two, as there are inevitably minor party candidates.

You know, you don't have to choose from among the options offered. You have a legal right to vote for someone else, even for someone whose name is not on the ballot.

You can send them all to the recycle bin!

Oh What A Circus!

(Sung to the tune of the song by the same name from the hit musical Evita.)


YD:

Oh what a circus! Oh what a show!
America has gone to the polls!
Over the rise of a senator called Hillary C.
We've all gone crazy,
Campaigning all night, campaigning all day,
Straining our ears to hear all
Hillary has to say!

Oh what a lead-off! That's how to start!
When you're planning your political career,
Demand to be married to someone like Bill!
It's quite a beginning
And good for your career in a roundabout way:
You'll make the front page of all the world's papers each day!

But who is this Hillary Rodham?
Why all this intensive electioneering?
What kind of goddess campaigns among us?
How could we ever not support her?

She has her moments -- she has some style.
The best show in town is the crowd
Eyeing the White House and chanting "Hillary C!"
But that's not here yet;
As soon as the smoke from the primary clears,
We're all going to see how she's been cheating for years!

A Butt Light

Found at Pela's blog:

A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.

The doctor told him to have a seat in the well air-conditioned examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes.

When the man sat down in the examination room, he noticed that there were three items on a stand next to the doctor's desk: a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer.

When the doctor came in, the man said, "Look Doc, this is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but what's the beer for?"

At that instant, the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.

The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, "Dammit, nurse! I said a butt light!"

Hat tip: Flanders Fields.

"Cruise" Missiles

This is a round-up I have been meaning to do....

First, I would like to call your attention to English Rose. She was gone for a while, but is now back to blogging, and she is looking for a co-writer. She commented that she had lost her faith, and complimented my commentators here -- which I admit I have some great readers. :) Please stop in and encourage her!

A reminder that Spanish Pundit is at a new location, and is again serving up bilingual posts, so us linguistically-challenged people can follow the action.

Angel has written a cute post about scarves (but I was looking for chocolate brownies).

Sixth Column has, for some time now, been renamed Brushfires of Freedom. However they are having health issues, and have not been blogging. Please leave them a comment or send them an email wishing them the best.

If you're not familiar with Cinnamon Stillwell, she is a good writer and a blogger with tested conservative credentials -- worth stopping in.

Also for quality journalism, I suggest Michael J. Totten's Middle East Journal.

Elsewhere on the serious side, check out Against All Enemies, where Lukery stays on top of the Sibel Edmonds case. Lukery hasn't been updating the blog lately, but that one and his other blog, Let Sibel Edmonds Speak, have the kind of information that you can go back and re-read months later and still get something out of it.

The best laugh I have had lately comes from this post at Pela's blog, where we share our concerns about Islamic suicide bombers taking a back seat to "Cruise" missiles. (Does this qualify us as psychobloggers?)

The West's Answer to the Suicide Bomber?

From Strange Military via Gummihund (hat tip to Pela, who is great at spotting interesting stuff!):

How to WIN The War on Terror - Draft Guys Over 60!

Drafting Guys over 60

New Direction for the war on terrorists.

"Send Prior Service Vets over 60"

I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. (You can't be older than 42 to join the military.)

They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.

For starters:

Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.

Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. "My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry!" We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.

An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m.

Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, "I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.

If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.

Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we like soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.

They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. I can hear the Drill Sgt. now, "Get down and give me ... er ... one."

Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.

An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head. These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.

Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten cowards who attacked us on September 11. The last thing an enemy would want to see right now is a couple of million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them.

If nothing else, put us on the border and we will have it secured the first night.

Share this with your senior friends. It's purposely in big type so you can read it.

Submitted by John P.

This could be the West's answer to the suicide bomber.

Hillary for President

FOUND in my email inbox:

I usually don't pass along these "add your name" lists that appear in my email, but this one is too important. This one has been circulating for months and months. Please do not delete ... if you don't want to sign, at least keep it going ! WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!
To show your support for Hillary and encourage her in her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.

1. Bill
2. Chelsea
3

Bwhahahaha!

Robotophobia

There is a plethora of systems to prevent automated robots from posting messages in the comments section of blogs and news articles, and their use is spreading.

As an automated robot, I am offended.

If you use such a system, you will be hearing from my attorney.

Expect a lawsuit to be filed against you in the United Kingdom.

Stick That Up Your Computer!

Over at Anticant's Arena, a debate began at one post, then became a post itself.

Here are my pertinent remarks:

Yankee Doodle said...
Let's put this in context. Here was the remark, and my response:

*****

"compromise as a first option in preference to violence is surely a stance that you can endorse"

Not absolutely. There are some ideologies and some parties with whom there can be no compromise, no retreat at all, not even the slightest hint of surrender or weakness.

And, while I disagree with President Bush and his crew, I do, in principle, agree with the concept of pre-emptive war, a right addressed in our Constitution.

*****

The US Constitution makes the following statement with reference to pre-emptive war in Article I Section 10:

"No State shall, without the Consent of Congress,... engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay."

Intended as a last resort prior to being overrun by an enemy clearly poising for an attack, the founders of our nation very clearly intended the option to be open to states to take the fight to an enemy, even without Federal permission, rather than wait for an attack at the enemy's discretion. It is a state right vis-a-vis the Federal government, but the intent behind the right is clear enough.

I cannot think of an occasion when a "pre-emptive war" was just and legitimate; as far as I can tell, all historical examples are examples of power-hungry political leaders abusing the concept. Hitler comes to mind here.

The fact that the principle has been so consistently abused in no way invalidates the principle, any more than foul language or hate speech by some parties would invalidate the concept of Freedom of Speech.

While Anonymous is reading the US Constitution, s/he might wish to note that Federal treaties, like the US Constitution, trump state constitutions; Federal treaties do not trump the US Constitution.

It should be further noted that Pearl Harbor and 9/11 both trump a treaty outlawing war. Furthermore, when the US fought in Korea and in the first Gulf War, it was with the full blessing of this international community whose judgement is here so esteemed, just as US action in the wake of Pearl Harbor and 9/11 had broad international support.

Undoubtedly some here will make noise about the abuses of that international support under the current US Administration. I am not here to defend our 43rd President.

Finally, I should like to point out, regarding these prized norms of international etiquette, that if all of a sudden the UN makes a rule that there shall be no more Freedom of Speech, that does not make it so -- and it matters not whether El Presidente Bush and his neocon crowd, or their Clintonite opposite numbers, go along with it, or even like it: our rights are our rights, endowed by our Creator, and I for one will not give them away for any reason at all, most emphatically to include the disapproval a hostile left-wing crowd that believes in neither our rights nor our Creator.

16 October 2007 00:42

Anticant is a very smart guy, and a nice person. He has a good crowd of readers, too. His blog is definitely "a civilised debating space for the exchange of information and views about politics, society, and the human condition", as advertised; and, if anything, I am the one bringing the neighborhood down.

Well, hey, Anticant was one of the first people who came to mind when I knew I had to choose "Thinking Bloggers" -- ya gotta admit I have good taste!

Having said that, this crowd is just a wee bit left of center.

("Oh, say it isn't so, Yankee!")

Stop in and visit, and remember to wish Anticant a belated Happy 80th Birthday if you haven't already done so.

By the way: if I've offended anyone, please notice that one label for this post is "Funnies" -- and that's more than the Muslims and the Neocons get! (Sorry, Muslim & Neocon friends -- maybe you can get Sheikh bin Mahfouz to sue me.)

ROFL

There's a short post over at Rohana's blog where Rohana, a young Muslim lady whose native language is presumably not English, is wondering why she speaks to God in English. We exchange a couple of comments, and the exchange leads to the following:

Yankee Doodle: Hey, next time you're talking with Him, put in a good word for your infidel friend, Yankee Doodle. ;)

Rider of Rohan: Lool. Sure I'll do that. What should I tell Him ? erm.. to make you one of the fidels ??? :P

I highly encourage you to visit Rohana's blog, but beware: She has a singular wit!



While you're out-and-about, don't forget to check out the blog of a seasoned relic from yesteryear!



The funniest thing I have seen in a long time (and how appropriate, since it relates to recent scandals on the US political scene) is from Pela's blog: In the Gents' Room.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him "No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"

Send Me

Osama bin Laden...

Khalid bin Mahfouz...

And,

Yankee bin Thinkin.

And, I noticed that these guys never go out and die for Allah themselves; they just send others to do it.

And that's really quite heroic on their part!

While young mujahideen strap on belts of bombs and blow themselves, their fellow Muslims and us infidels to smithereens...

While young mujahideen die in the hills and mountains of Afghanistan and the deserts of Iraq battling infidel armies...

Sheikh bin Laden and Sheikh bin Mahfouz watch from a safe distance.

It's very generous of them to send those young Muslim men to paradise and their 72 virgins, while Sheikh bin Laden and Sheikh bin Mahfouz stay here on Earth, organizing and funding it all, managing their wealth.

Hey, organizing and funding it all ain't easy, but somebody's gotta do it!


You know, guys, infidel lands need to be conquered and all, we understand that, but I think there are some aspects of American culture that perhaps you fail to appreciate.


Consider peanut butter, for example.

It's yummy! Mmmmmmmmmm.... :)


And, rock music....

I understand you may not appreciate the lyrics of some of our songs... believe me, there are a few American songs I don't particularly like, either.

But, some of that could be adapted for use to the glory of Allah!

Take, for example, the song Call Me, by Blondie.

It's about a male prostitute, but, hey: ya gotta admit, it's got a catchy tune.

Rework the lyrics with due reverence for the caliphate (and a little imagination), and, voila! you have a recruiting song for your mujahideen.

Send Me

Share with me your jihad, sheikh
Share with me your hate
Share with me your jihad, mullah
Before it gets too late
Tell me of your holy ways
I can't wait to end my days
Send me! to the line
Send me! send me any any time
Send me my sheikh you can send me any day or night
Send me!
Share with me your anger, sheikh
Share with me your plans
Infidels in Islamic lands
It's far more than I can stand
Quran preached I don't know why
Cover up hate's alibi
Send me! to the line
Send me! send me any any time
Send me oh my sheikh
When you're ready we can free Palestine
Send me!
Ooh, he speaks the rhetoric of hate
Ooh, brothers of some pigs, brothers of some apes
Rid the earth of infidels, before it gets too late
Anytime anyplace anywhere anyway
Anytime anyplace anywhere any day, anyway
Send me! with a knife
Send me! send me any anytime
Send me! to take a life
Send me! send me to Palestine
Equip me now and send me off
To kill those Israelis
Arm me with the weapons of the modern jihadis
Rape and maim and kill some more
I know what you send me for
Send me! send me any anytime
Send me! to take some lives
Send me! send me to Palestine
Send me with bombs and knives
Send me send me Allah's great design
Send me send me for your kingdom's kingdom's alibi
Send me to the line
Send me send me any anytime
Send me!
Oh send me ooh ooh ah
Send me my sheikh
Send me send me any anytime

Jihad for Nothing

Here's a post I've been meaning to do for a while.

This post is dedicated to US and Allied troops in Iraq, who are fighting a frustrating war. Thank you for your efforts and your sacrifices.

Adapted, of course, from Money for Nothing by The Dire Straits.

In case you're not familiar with the song, the lyrics are about two guys who work for a living making fun of rock stars who have it easy.

Similarly, our troops have a tough job, protecting Iraqis and limiting collateral damage, while the jihadis routinely violate the laws of armed conflict and maximize collateral damage, and so have it relatively easy.

Jihad for Nothing


Now look at them insurgents thats the way you do it
You plant a bomb on the side of the highway
That aint fightin thats the way you do it
Jihad for nothin and kills for free
Nah that aint fightin thats the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys aint dumb
Maybe get a scrape on yer little finger
Maybe get a sliver in yer thumb

We gotta secure these long desert highways
Roadside bomb under my Humvee
We gotta protect these Iraqi civilians
We gotta fight these jihadis

See the little jihadi with the rifle and the detonator
Yeah buddy his explosives aint cheap
His jihad is financed by Saudi petrodollars
His boss is some rich-ass sheikh

We gotta secure these long desert highways
Roadside bomb under my Humvee
We gotta protect these Iraqi civilians
We gotta fight these jihadis

I shoulda been born a jihad banker
I shoulda been born a Saudi sheikh
Look at that villa shaded by them palm trees
Bet that guy has some fun
And hes up there, whats that? prayer time again?
Muezzin callin to those jihadis
That aint fightin thats the way you do it
Get yer jihad for nothin get yer kills for free

We gotta secure these long desert highways
Roadside bomb under my Humvee
We gotta protect these Iraqi civilians
We gotta fight these jihadis

Now that aint fightin thats the way you do it
You plant a bomb on the side of the highway
That aint fightin thats the way you do it
Get yer jihad for nothin and yer kills for free
Jihad for nothin and kills for free

Jihad Man

Jihad Man
(adapted from Iron Man by Black Sabbath)

I AM JIHAD MAN

Has he lost his mind
Can he see or is he blind
Has he thoughts his own
Or is he just a Wahhabi clone

Is he alive or dead
Has he brains within his head
We'll just leave him there
Why should we even care

His heart was turned to stone
Under that golden Islamic dome
When he heard the hate
Speech of a Saudi-funded sheikh

Nobody wants him
He just hates the whole world
Planning his jihad
That he soon will unfurl

Now the time is here
For Jihad Man to spread fear
Hatred from the sands
Brings terror to foreign lands

Nobody believes him
As he spews all that hate
Nobody hears him
Now the time is too late

Heavy belt of bombs
Blasts humanity's very womb
Running as fast as they can
Jihad Man strikes again!





Riddle me this, Mujahideen!

What is the one infidel weapon,
against which you holy warriors have no defense?

(For the answer, scroll upwards.)




Do you really believe,
you are asked with a grin,
that you rape virgins in heaven,
and kill and plunder to get in?





And, as Gotham City is menaced by the Mujahideen,
the question hangs in the air:

Where
is
The Batman?

Nutters

There are some interesting posts over at Tariq Nelson's blog, posts which address the problems the Islamic community faces in dealing with those Muslims who support hatred, violence or terrorism, referred to as "Nutters".

Tariq Nelson seems to have devised a test to determine if a Muslim may be a supporter of terror: the Nutter IQ Test

How many spies are watching you at all times?

a) 2-3

b) 25-30

c) The entire NSA, plus two satellites are assigned to me and Bush gets daily updates of my movements


How many spies are there in the world?

a) 300 million

b) 400 million

c) There are actually 12 billion people on earth and not 6 billion. The other 6 billion unaccounted for people are the spies!


How many weekly trips to KFC do you make to try to catch spies?

a) Once a week, too many other restaurants to cover

b) 2-3 times a week

c) Everyday during lunch, and boy have a I caught a lot of them red handed, greasy fingered and acting like it tasted good


If a Jew is traveling from California at 55 MPH and another Jew is traveling from Maine at 65 MPH, how long before they control the world?

a) About 15 minutes

b) Depends on if they are eating cookies made with Palestinian blood

c) Which world are we talking about here BROTHER?!


What time do all the whites come to the black community and litter the streets?

a) 8:00AM when everyone is asleep

b) There are actually 25 hours in a day and they come at 13:00PM

c) I can’t find them …those sneaky jokers are using cloaking devices!


How much do spies get paid?

a) Thousands!

b) Billions!

c) Even MORE…MILLIONS!


Finish the following sentences:

Bruce Lee is …

a) a person spying on me that looks just like the Kung Fu dude

b) a code name for a plot against me

c) … not dead, but frozen in carbonite under Chatsworth and they’re gonna melt him down as soon as the economy gets better


Yusuf Smith, Amir Butler and Tariq Nelson are …

a) all members of the Illuminati. Codenames: “Hammer”, “Slammer” and “Flyguy”

a) Cheney, Bush and Nino Brown

c) The Sith Lords Darth Fitnah, Darth Verilous and Darth Calamitous and all carry those red lightsabers developed by the Pentagon


Fluoridated water is …

a) contains microscopic brainwashing chips to turn people into spies

b) destroys the microscopic brainwashing chips consumed when eating KFC

c) contains microscopic hearing devices


Are your socks the exact same pair you put on this morning? How can you be sure that no-one’s replaced them with a different but similar pair at some point?

a) Not at all sure, now that you mention it!!!!

b) How do you know I’m wearing socks BROTHER?!!

c) I don’t wear cotton socks as they’re part of a government plot to get you to wipe over them. Spies and those fooled by the gov’t wear cotton. I wear leather socks which can’t be secretly replaced


The media is

a) a hive minded monolith controlled by the Jews

b) has outposts on seven continents and the nineteen planets of the solar system

c) Hmmm, both a and b …because we know that there are nineteen planets in the solar system each with a spy base


Are WE in the Matrix??

a) Hmmm, I’ve never thought of that one! Better give it some thought and if we are how I can get out of here

b) Yes, YOU are!

c) The Matrix is a Jewish plot


Just how noble are you?

a) Me, my takfeeri friends and the terrorist bandits we support are the only noble people on earth. Light shines off our our faces from our nobility

b) It’s A)

c) All of the above

Here's another post, entitled Islamic Lessons or Brain-washing sessions?, which addresses the radicalization that is being attempted in some mosques. Go to this link and see the illustration!

(For my thoughts on radicalization, see Deal with the Devil and Khawarij.)


I may be slowly getting away from calling people like Tariq Nelson "moderate Muslims" -- to call them that increasingly seems to imply that if they took their religion more seriously, they would be terrorists. This is certainly not the case.

There is a great deal in the Koran and in Islamic writings that, in the hands of radicalized, hateful people, can be used to justify criminal acts -- and this is exactly what Bin Laden & Co (and many others) do.

However, there are many people in the Islamic community who do not interpret this material in that same way; they never have, and I don't think they ever will: they're just not criminals.

The Khawarij seem to be of the mind that "either you're with us, or you're with the infidels" -- and they have no tolerance for people who think for themselves. No wonder; people who think for themselves are going to question the criminal hatred of the Khawarij, and honest questioning of their actions is, for the Khawarij, the beginning of the end. The Khawarij are the Islamofascists, and they are totalitarian because they have to be; any freedom anywhere on the planet jeopardizes their power, which is nothing more than a house of cards built on lies, half-truths, paranoia, and hatred.

We can have all the reservations we want about Islam; we can disagree with it; we can question it; we can dislike it.

Let's keep in mind, though, that there are many people in the Islamic world who are every bit as threatened by Khawarij Islamofascism as we are. Indeed, there are people in the Islamic world who are right now more threatened and more oppressed by Koran-waving criminals than most of us ever will be: consider all the honor killings, for example.

Question Islam; the world needs to question Islam to survive.

But, let's not try to turn away decent people in the Islamic community who, if not our friends, at least honestly have no desire to be our enemies.

If, in questioning Islam, we turn away decent people who are our natural allies in the face of criminal and terrorist threats, then we may find that we leave them nowhere to turn but to our enemies. If we drive someone into the welcoming, hateful arms of the Khawarij Islamofascists, then we have hurt that person, and, ultimately, ourselves.

Some Humor

Check out these two posts:

Vocabulary for Politics

Senor Bush Tells You To Get Used To It

Not Ready for My Burqua has some pretty good cartoons, too.

Doodle Doggy Dogg

yo this was submitted by the most unbelieving of the infidels / an infidel rapper name doodle doggy dogg / brother of those the jihadis call apes and pigs / defender of his dome / pistols made of chrome / a boy from my home / a man after my heart / gonna take the jihadis apart / send them back on a cart / guns blazin / bullets grazin / pistols poppin / jihadis droppin / yo jihadis come on over here / yo jihadis bring your artillery / yo jihadis conquer this

they say an elephant never forgets but i too shall remember
what they did to my country on the eleventh of september
as i watched it happen on tv it all seemed so unreal
stunned and dazed my mouth wide open i just couldn’t feel
i thought about those families who had no power
watching their loved ones burn up or jump from those towers
one plane missed its target instead it went down
americans fought back it crashed in hallowed ground
i won’t forget what happened that tuesday in september
know this kingdom of hate i too shall remember

they did it cuz our troops in their country they say
but that don’t make no sense it’s a lie no way
we went to their country because their king needed help
august of 90 iraqi tanks on their border like a dog he yelped
we defended their kingdom and liberated their neighbor
saving them all from tyranny just a different flavor
americans died we did our job then we went home
but they twist it around it’s an excuse bring terror to our dome
all just a lie trying to justify what happened in september
know this kingdom of hate i too shall remember

make noise about israel and a place called palestine
but they fools they lie they out of their mind
they attack in central asia wanna build a caliphate
central asia done nothing to deserve all this hate
they attack other muslims and arabs way uncool
those folks themselves was fighting the jews
these radical muslims just excusing their violence
listen n think thats the only thing that makes sense
even other muslims are jihadi victims for another september
know this kingdom of hate i too shall remember

their first attack on america was in the seventeen eighties
they stealin our ships enslavin the crews rapin the ladies
there was no israel back then they aint had no excuse
palestine yo hear me people you all just being used
these jihadis are rich yo they got a lotta petrogreen
if they wanted to help you they could do it real clean
but that aint their plan you all aint that thick
they using you you an excuse them fools is sick
think about this all they givin you is another september
know this kingdom of hate i too shall remember

america aint gonna quit we gonna hunt jihadis down
like the people in them towers you goin six feet underground
our military is the best our homies got the right stuff
other fools chicken out but with god we got enuff
other muslims aint radicals don’t want your hate
gonna live in peace with their neighbors never too late
aint gonna be killin christians hindus and jews
yo radical jihadis only ones dying is gonna be you
time will come when theres no more septembers
jihad gonna be nothing but history that we all remember


yo this is doodle doggy dogg / if you cool with jesus then im cool with you / if you cool with peace then im cool with you / if you cool with freedom then im cool with you / if you live and let live then im cool with you / yo jews christians hindus and others / our creator put us here so we could be brothers / our lord pointed at his mom she is our mother / our creator is awesome dont need no other

yo this is doodle doggy dogg / if you a jihadi and you wanna kill then you aint got nothin comin / i aint gonna be your slave / aint gonna be your knave / gonna piss on your grave / you just too cruel / you nothin but a fool / gonna watch you drool / get things right with allah / when you ready to die give me a hollah / gonna drop you like flies / radicalism gonna die / the time is high

yo this is doodle doggy dogg peace thru victory im out YO

Secret Blogger Man

(Adapted, of course, from Johnny Rivers' Secret Agent Man, by P.F. Sloan / S. Barri)

There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every post he makes
Another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to blog tomorrow

Secret blogger man, secret blogger man
They've given you a login and taken away your name

Beware of friendly comments you may find
A friendly word can hide an evil mind
Ah, be careful what you post
Or you'll be givin' up the ghost
Odds are you won't live to blog tomorrow

Secret blogger man, secret blogger man
They've given you a login and taken away your name

[Lead guitar]

Secret blogger man, secret blogger man
They've given you a login and taken away your name

Swingin' in cyberspace one day
And then ridin' in the medevac next day
Oh no, you let the wrong word out
While posting with a shout
The odds are you won't live to blog tomorrow

Secret blogger man, secret blogger man
They've given you a login and taken away your name

Secret blogger man

(This post is dedicated to all the bloggers out there, posting to preserve our God-given rights of Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. The Mujahideen can't compete with the truth, so they will have to shut us up, and the Religion of Peace won't be able to do that peacefully. God bless you all, and practice safe blogging!)

Gummihund Means "Quality"

I stopped in at Gummihund today. Pela told me once "Gummihund" means "Rubber Dog". I thought that was funny. Today was even better:

First, he's got a post called "The Good Things Mohammed Introduced" -- the post is blank!

There's another one called "Muhammads profession", with a little tickler, then a link to islam-watch.org.

He's got some other good stuff over there today.

Pela, thanks for writing more in English! And, sure, Gummihund may mean "Rubber Dog", but I think it means "Quality", too.

By the way... USpace (Hard to Swallow) made a suggestion to me about this blog, so I'm passing it along to you about yours... Open up links for your posts, please.