Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Secret Blogger Man

(Adapted, of course, from Johnny Rivers' Secret Agent Man, by P.F. Sloan / S. Barri)

There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every post he makes
Another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to blog tomorrow

Secret blogger man, secret blogger man
They've given you a login and taken away your name

Beware of friendly comments you may find
A friendly word can hide an evil mind
Ah, be careful what you post
Or you'll be givin' up the ghost
Odds are you won't live to blog tomorrow

Secret blogger man, secret blogger man
They've given you a login and taken away your name

[Lead guitar]

Secret blogger man, secret blogger man
They've given you a login and taken away your name

Swingin' in cyberspace one day
And then ridin' in the medevac next day
Oh no, you let the wrong word out
While posting with a shout
The odds are you won't live to blog tomorrow

Secret blogger man, secret blogger man
They've given you a login and taken away your name

Secret blogger man



(This post is dedicated to all the bloggers out there, posting to preserve our God-given rights of Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. The Mujahideen can't compete with the truth, so they will have to shut us up, and the Religion of Peace won't be able to do that peacefully. God bless you all, and practice safe blogging!)

2 comments:

Ismail Rasheed said...

Nice blog ..I will visit you frequently.

pela68 said...

After a request from Yankee doodle!

When dealing with controversial subjects you normally do not risc your and your loved ones lifes. I can critizise communism openly. I can critizise nazism openly. I can critizise almost any subject in the world without riscing more than contempt, an illmannered word or two, and at the very least; even the most psychopatic debatour would leave my family alone if he would get to me (ok- there are psychopats and psychopats).

But not so when discussing and problematisizing islam! Why is that? A pro- islamist ceartenly would not risc anything by critizising christianity, our western way of life, democracy or the western freedoms. And they do- all the time!

So we- the modern day crusaders of the western world, fighting for the ideals and the freedoms we take for granted; have to hide behind pseudonymes and secret identities and carefully think of what you tell, because there is a real world threat to your life if you don't!

I could'nt do it without such friends as Flanders fields or Stop Islamic Conquest- from which I have taken the liberty to publish what follows...

"There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every post he makes
Another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to blog tomorrow

Secret blogger man, secret blogger man
They've given you a login and taken away your name

Beware of friendly comments you may find
A friendly word can hide an evil mind
Ah, be careful what you post
Or you'll be givin' up the ghost
Odds are you won't live to blog tomorrow

Secret blogger man, secret blogger man
They've given you a login and taken away your name

[Lead guitar]

Secret blogger man, secret blogger man
They've given you a login and taken away your name

Swingin' in cyberspace one day
And then ridin' in the medevac next day
Oh no, you let the wrong word out
While posting with a shout
The odds are you won't live to blog tomorrow

Secret blogger man, secret blogger man
They've given you a login and taken away your name

Secret blogger man"

And so, with a final "Flip The Bird" aimed at all you jihadists out there. This post ends.

- Be safe out there!