A post entitled Saudi Air... at Eyes:
A little joke from my mom:
"Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.
Pause : Static..
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.
Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- y'all hear?"
Please visit Eyes and congratulate them on this one.
2 comments:
Welcome to our world! Thanks for your comments at my blog. The image of all of Nancy's tortoises in a caravan across the US is too great. Beach Girl
Thanks.
Sooner or later, everyone is going to get welcomed into "our world", one way or another. That's the whole point of jihad.
For everyone else: Beach Girl posted this:Hail to the New Commander and Chief Pelosi. In the post, she comments about the Honorable Nancy Pelosi wanting a bigger plane. I suggested a tortoise instead. Read all about it, and read Conservative Beach Girl often.
Beach Girl: Glad you're back on-line. (She's been battling the flu.)
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