Wahhabi Girls

I previously did a post entitled Submissive Girls to the tune of California Girls by the Beach Boys. It seemed to go over fairly well, but it's amazing how many readers now stumble onto my blog by googling "Submissive Girls" -- ;)

This post is a remix, and I would like to dedicate it to all the Financiers of Holy Terror -- May Allah be pleased with you!

Wahhabi Girls

Well infidel girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
Things the Prophet said we should never permit
A woman shouldn't even show her hair

The Prophet said we could have them if they promise to submit
We can rape them too if we take them in war
But if it's consensual I'm a hypocrite

I wish they all could be Wahhabi
I wish they all could be Wahhabi
I wish they all could be Wahhabi girls

The Saudi desert has the sunshine
But the girls are kept inside
I dig a sex object in my family tent
Harems by an oil rig in the sand

I been all around the House of War
And I seen those infidel girls
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back to the Kingdom
To the most oppressed girls in the world

I wish they all could be Wahhabi
I wish they all could be Wahhabi
I wish they all could be Wahhabi girls

You know I have four wives and that means
Three Saudi men just do without
They just go and wage the jihad
That's how they get their frustrations out

The Prophet promised virgins
To all our dead mujahideen
Oh, those dark-eyed ones promised by Allah
Better than anything you've ever seen

I wish they all could be Wahhabi
I wish they all could be Wahhabi
I wish they all could be Wahhabi girls

The Prophet spoke about holy war
Relaying Allah's great command
Kill the infidels and die spreading Islam
Such men are really in demand

But fighting for Allah costs big bucks
And petrodollars don't grow on trees
So I give of my wealth then go back to my tent
For me jihad's such a breeze!

I wish they all could be Wahhabi
I wish they all could be Wahhabi
I wish they all could be Wahhabi girls

I wish they all could be Wahhabi
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Wahhabi
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Wahhabi
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Wahhabi
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)



Riddle me this!
Financiers of Holy Terror
What kind of a man makes mistakes
But refuses to admit an error?

Riddle me again,
For your answers I can't wait;
Puzzle over this rhyme,
As you ponder your funding of hate:

Salt water relieves thirst,
Which grows stronger after you drink;
And so like an all-consuming fire
Am I to those who don't think.